"what did I tell you about 'what ifs?'"

If I ever left you...
I'd be, undoubtedly, the biggest fool to exist

If I ever left you...
I'd be a clinically diagnosed masochist

If I ever left you...
I'd be accused of insanity, neurosis

If I ever left you...
It'd be induced by psychosis

If I ever left you...
I would cry lonely as a solitaire

If I ever left you...
It would be-

"Oh, just a nightmare..."